Which Is More Satisfying On Thanksgiving Day? NFL Football Vs. Thanksgiving Pie
- Taste…pain? Does football taste like pain? Let’s go with that.Sweet and crusty (which, incidentally was my nickname in high school). Even better with whipped cream!
- Able To Be Enjoyed At 1 PM?Yep! The games start rolling at 12:30 PM EST.Nope. You’ll get your hand slapped. Pie is for AFTER turkey, dummy!
- How Quickly Does It Make Your Uncle Fall Asleep?It takes mere nanoseconds.Instantaneously.
- Able To Win You Money (If Gambling Wasn’t Frowned Upon)?Yep!...hypothetically.If that becomes a thing, I don’t want to know the unpleasant future where people gamble on pie.
- Causes Instant Shame and Regret?nnnnNNNNOPE!Every time.
There you have it. With a score of 4-2, football remains the Thanksgiving champion we all deserve. -Brian Cullen, CBS Local Sports contributor