Reports: ‘Swiss Cheese Pervert’ On The Loose In Philadelphia
PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – It’s a whole new take on the Philly cheesesteak: A town watch group in Mayfair is warning residents to be on the lookout for a “Swiss cheese pervert.”
The suspect, who apparently was willing to say “cheese” for one lucky photographer, is described as a heavyset, 40-50 year old white male. He’s said to be driving around several neighborhoods, including Mayfair, in a newer model silver sedan and allegedly asking women to watch him put Swiss cheese on his nether regions for money. He’s also been spotted in a black vehicle.
The photos first surfaced on the Mayfair TownWatch Facebook page and immediately spawned a (NSFW) fake SwissCheesePerv Twitter account.
Anyone who sees the Swiss-loving suspect to write down his license plate number then call police, and authorities say they’re investigating the claims. But the real question here is, wit or witout?