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Police: Delaware Man, 71, Arrested After Exposing Himself Inside Cemetery

WILMINGTON, Del. (CBS) – Police in Delaware arrested a man after they say he exposed himself inside a cemetery.

Robert K. Matlosz, 71, is facing several charges for his alleged role in the incident that occurred Saturday morning at the All Saints Cemetery in Wilmington.

According to investigators, police received a call about a suspicious vehicle that was parked in the cemetery in the area of the St. Marks High School track where the girls track team was practicing.

As Delaware State Troopers approached the vehicle, they say they observed that a male, later identified as Matlosz, had his pants down around his ankles and was masturbating.

Police say Matlosz noticed the trooper and tried to flee in his car. After a short chase, Matlosz’s vehicle was stopped and he was taken into custody.

Matlosz is facing charges of Indecent Exposure, Reckless Driving and Resisting Arrest. He was released after posting $600 unsecured bail.

Police said there is no indication at this point that any members of the St. Marks High School girls track team observed Matlosz in the cemetery.

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  • John Holmes

    Hope I can still GET a stiffy when 71.

  • jack armstrong

    Perhaps he was looking for future dates when he dies—

  • Ron R

    It’s Bush’s Fault

  • Rick O'Shea

    Will the jerk off get off?

  • John C

    What a dead-beat.

    • broccoliobama

      Perfect comment.

      HA HA HA HA

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  • artemis133

    Blecchh. Disgusting.

  • lesechang

    So he was arrested. Uh, did he “get off”?

  • Chicago NIck

    Arriba Ariba,Andele Andele!!!!

    Isn’t multiculturalism just what America needs… turn it into a third world dump like the rest of the planet ? Yup..cause that’s what it’s done. Thank a liberal…..

  • Betty Jerkedit

    Getting a stiff one in front of a bunch of stiff ones. How appropriate.

  • Chris

    He was probably trying to bone his wife and you’re all just insensitive

    • Regulas

      Good one, LOL

  • Obamatoo

    They just can’t let that ferk off go!

  • Steve

    Maybe they were just going to give him a warning, but after the suspect flees the scene, they can’t really let him off.

  • broccoliobama

    Jacking-off in a cemetery is just weird.

  • broccoliobama

    Know why they put fences around cemeteries?

    ………………….people are just dying to get in.

  • Darrel

    Are you sure it wasn’t Al Gore?

  • Seamus

    There was a cop in Lakewood, NJ who was recently killed on duty. The killed cop was also named Matlosz. I wonder if there is any relationship.

    • Philip B Kirschner

      It’s possible that this is a relative and he lost it.

  • hughg

    “Police said there is no indication at this point that any members of the St. Marks High School girls track team observed Matlosz in the cemetery”.

    At least we know he wasn;t just having fun to a tombstone. I say gratz to the ole boys testosterone levels.

  • jimmerz

    An old Alice Cooper fan – “I Love The Dead”?

    • Doug

      Nope, Barnes & Barnes – I Love Cemetery Girls

  • Charlie

    Another masturbating senior off the streets. I feel so much safer. Seriously, couldn’t the cops just given the old dude a warning and a magazine.

    • Carol

      I wonder if you would think the same way of this old dude decided since he got away with the frist time that this time he will jack off in front of your daughter at the school yard. Hummmm?

      • Jim from Boston

        Now that was dumb. You’re talking apples and oranges. They guy was in his car, in a cemetery FFS. There was no indication that he tried to be observed by anybody. In fact, you could argue that he was trying NOT to be observed.

        I think a stern warning from the cops should have been enough. They could have put enough into their report for future reference without taking him in.

    • SamL

      Jim from boston is someone to watch closely. For one he hasn’t read careful enough to undersatand this guy wasn’t in his car, he was standing outside of it.

      • I Ken Read

        YOU should read more carefully. You’re making assumptions. The story states that when Troopers approached the vehicle, “they observed that a male, later identified as Matlosz, had his pants down around his ankles and was masturbating.” Notice, no mention of his location re: the vehicle. He could easily have been inside and most likely was since the report was about a suspicious vehicle and not an old man jacking off.

  • domann

    And it was resur-erection Sunday

  • Michael

    Indecent exposure? Seriously, now. I’ll tell ‘ya what’s indecent exposure. Overweight, pregnant women dressed in skin-tight leggings, no-bra tank tops that don’t even come close to covering the belly button, and flip-flops with 6-month old chipped and tattered toenail polish sauntering around the supermarket with a screaming, poopy diaper kid in the top of the shopping cart –THAT’s indecent exposure. Leave the old guy be. He’s not bothering anybody and I haven’t yet heard any of the cemetary’s residents complain. Have you?

    • Lawrence E

      Michael. Think of all the poor mosquitoes that are going to need long term psychiatric help becaue of what that thoughtless man did.

    • Someone Who Agrees

      LOL…AWESOME response Mike,,,,,,,

  • angelo

    honestly who was he hurtin by jackin off in his car in a cemetary………people and cops have nothing better to do these days

  • Tom

    For god sake, he was in a cemetary in his car. Leave the old coot alone. At least he wasn’t raping anyone. No one around him would say anything.

    • Bill

      nor COULD they.

  • Johan

    Sounds like he may be suffering from dementia.

    • Zzbar

      Or blue balls.

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