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BLOOMINGTON, Ill. (CBS) — A dog owner was on a quest to find a girlfriend for his pet in a hilarious viral video.

“Quincy, we are going to find you a girlfriend. And forget about your old girlfriend. Forget about her. You’ve got it. Pump you up,” said Patrick Barnes.

Barnes and his pooch head to a dog park in Bloomington where Quincy finds a new friend, and then just as fast, pees on her.

As you can imagine, that pick-up line didn’t work.

The hysterical video has been viewed about 2 million times.