PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – Haven’t seen the sun all day? That’s because the sun has been placed under arrest.
And you can thank the Philadelphia Police Department for keeping Philly this Tuesday safe and sun-less.
The Philly Police Department said they arrested the sun after it spent all day Monday terrorizing residents with its comforting and happiness-inducing warmth.
“Don’t worry, everyone. We have arrested the orange suspect pictured below,” the department tweeted. “It’s warm, comforting, happiness-inducing reign of terror is over after a long, delightful 16 hours. You’re welcome, Philadelphia.”
No word on what charges the sun is facing, but sources tell us it may be released tomorrow.