By Michelle Durham

By Michelle Durham

PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – After an endless string of long hot days have all of us feeling a little punchy, the heat wave has not affected our sense of humor!

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KYW Newsradio collected some heat related jokes from folks that will hopefully put a smile on your face.

Jeff is visiting Philadelphia from the Windy City and he says “it was 102 degrees temperature and 107 heat index in Chicago.”

Reporter: “So we have you to blame for this weather!”

Jeff: “Oh no, I think this came straight from Texas. We can blame Texas for sure!”

He’s just kidding of course.

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His advice for those thinking about frying an egg on the sidewalk is “pizza cooks inside the car which is a little known Chicago tradition of just piling on the ingredients, leaving it on the dashboard and letting it rip.”

Reporter: “That’s the secret to deep dish pizza?”

Jeff: “Deep dish pizza. It’s a little messy to eat, but that is what our napkins are for!”

Eight-year-old Evan says, “just go home and jump in a pool or something!”

Just a reminder we are not recommending the use of your hot car as an oven!

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