Make no mistake about it: this is a hundred-minute toy commercial.
Eat your heart out, Siri.
Vince Vaughn plays a good-natured slacker who finds that his donated sperm has fathered hundreds of children.
“The Five-Year Engagement” is a charmer that aims for sustained amusement rather than knee-slapping hysteria and amounts to two hours of smart, agreeable entertainment.
Talk about a ‘by-the-numbers’ romantic comedy.