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Miss The Sunny Weather? Blame The Philadelphia Police Department

PHILADELPHIA (CBS) - Haven't seen the sun all day? That's because the sun has been placed under arrest.

And you can thank the Philadelphia Police Department for keeping Philly this Tuesday safe and sun-less.

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The Philly Police Department said they arrested the sun after it spent all day Monday terrorizing residents with its comforting and happiness-inducing warmth.

"Don't worry, everyone. We have arrested the orange suspect pictured below," the department tweeted. "It's warm, comforting, happiness-inducing reign of terror is over after a long, delightful 16 hours. You're welcome, Philadelphia."

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No word on what charges the sun is facing, but sources tell us it may be released tomorrow.

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