By Carol Erickson
PHILADELPHIA (CBS) — A CBS 3 viewer had to be put in time out for complaining about Saturday’s cloudy and rainy weather.
The unidentified man wouldn’t stop moaning to his wife and neighbors about how Carol Erickson’s accurate CBS 3 forecast had ruined his plans to mow the lawn and do clean-up in his yard. His wife, however, told sources in the house next door with the bratty kids, that her husband hadn’t really planned to do anything on Saturday but play golf all day. With the gloomy damp weather, he was forced to put those plans on hold and was only loudly griping that the ground was wet to get out of the yard chores he had promised to do for the last two months.
The viewer has been released from his couch into the custody of his wife and was last seen in orange Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt behind a pushmower, muttering how great Sunday’s weather is.
When the sun goes down, he will write 100 times how Carol Erickson’s forecast is always just great. He will be given future work release when he completes the yard clean up and writing assignment later today.