eye-3-yellow-3d-2-new-logo philly_kyw_new philly_94wip_new 35h_cbssportsrad_philly philly_wpht_new
NOW LIVE: Talk Philly

Eagles

Chip Kelly Sarcasm Report: How Many Attributes Do I Have?

176935688
Eagles Central
Buy Eagles Tickets
Sun Sep.21
Home vs Washington Redskins
findticketsbtn Chip Kelly Sarcasm Report: How Many Attributes Do I Have?
Sun Sep.28
Away vs San Francisco 49ers
findticketsbtn Chip Kelly Sarcasm Report: How Many Attributes Do I Have?
Sun Oct.5
Home vs St Louis Rams
findticketsbtn Chip Kelly Sarcasm Report: How Many Attributes Do I Have?
Sun Oct.12
Home vs New York Giants
findticketsbtn Chip Kelly Sarcasm Report: How Many Attributes Do I Have?
 
Shop for Eagles Gear
NFL Scoreboard
NFL Standings
Team STATS
Team Schedule
Team Roster
Team Injuries

Sports Fan Insider

Keep up with your favorite teams and athletes with daily updates.
Sign Up

By Spike Eskin

PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – The Eagles aren’t the best team in the NFL. They’re not even top 15 (probably). Chip Kelly may end up being a great coach, or he may be a failure. There’s not too much football related that you can put on the “success” list for Kelly so far.

But Chip Kelly’s sarcasm game? It’s elite. Chip’s press conferences are infinitely more entertaining than Andy Reid’s, though I did enjoy Big Red’s commitment to his greatest hits.

So each time Chip speaks to the media, I’ll pull out some of his most entertaining, sarcastic quips. The bolded sections are the media.

Kelly was asked how important an attribute “confidence” is in a quarterback:

Chip: How many attributes do I have?

Kelly was told “as many attributes as you want.”:

Chip: Out of 100, I would rate it seventh.

Kelly was asked if he looks at Michael Vick’s injury history when deciding his future play:

Chip: I don’t know what I would go off of. Am I going to say, Mike, I don’t think you should play this week because three years ago you got hurt?

Kelly was asked if there’s been a learning curve for Trent Cole playing linebacker:

Chip: I mean, I thought he had scoliosis or something.

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 32,061 other followers