After a long courtship that involved the support of his friend and fellow prima donna wide receiver Chad Ocho Cinco, the Bengals have signed former Eagle Terrell Owens according to ESPN’s Adam Schefter.
With the move, the Bengals are clearly looking to create the best receiving duo of 2004. Here’s to hoping they find a flux capacitor to make the signing worth it.
Hey Cincy, this may sound like a lot of fun now, but take it from us in Philly, you’ll regret it. Good luck Carson!